Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Monday, April 25, 2005

Headlines for Monday 4/25/2005

Bolton Finds U.N. Nomination in Jeopardy
I'll take "U.N. Ambassador Candidates who the Liberals hate" for $400

Pope Receives More Than 56,000 E-Mails
Pope works feverishly to avoid breaking 56,000 chain letters

Most Condoms in India Used to Make Saris
Indian government launches huge campaign to teach proper use of condom.

Zoo Tries to Get Chimp to Kick the Habit
Chimp stops smokinng starts using crystal meth

Russian Space Capsule Comes Back to Earth
Amazing example of that thing called gravity

Runaway Casket Careens Down Highway After Accident
Driver cited for driving under influence of death

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