Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Monday, April 18, 2005

Monday Headlines

Cruise Ship Returns After Wave Damage
Passengers now encourage to use "Tomahawk Chop" to show enthusiasm

Historic Conclave Begins to Elect New Pope
Ohio Cardinals complain of long line at poll. Jesse Jackson races to Rome.

Pope's Tailor Prepares for New Customer
Announces "Super Papal Clearance Sale" on all existing clothes. 50% OFF. Everything must GO!

Health News - New Hope for Alzheimer's Sufferers?
Tatooine farm boy uses force to alter memories

Good Question: Do Yard Sales Make Money?
Yards bought at $120,000 and sold at $180,000 do.

For more Headlines you should visit basil's blog They have Headlines everyday and are much better at it than I am. (for now...)

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