Chris Muir, author of the brilliant Day By Day comic, has photographic (or at least hand-drawn) evidence that Evil Glenn is harboring a space alien at his InstaCompound.
This has not escaped the notice of the Alliance of Free Blogs. The question on eveybody's mind is Why does Evil Glenn have an alien at his house? Again I sent my agent Deep Pup to the InstaCompound undercover. He smuggled out the Top 10 Reasons Evil Glenn Has an Alien
10. Alien puppy blending technology
09. People like aliens more than they like lawyers
08. Some aliens look like Kim Bassinger
07. Gort, Klaatu barada, nikto; It just rolls off the tongue
06. Some aliens look like Kim Cattrall
05. Finally someone to explain E.T.'s plot to Glenn
04. Some Aliens look like Kim Jong Il
03. Vaporizing trespassers
02. Two words. Vogon poetry
And the number one reason for an alien at the InstaCompound...
01. Insufficient border patrols
Now if you'll excuse me I have to plan an extraction op for Deep Pup. This has been a Filthy Lie.
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