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"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Headlines for Wednesday 12/28/2005

Evolution of the Banjo Featured in Exhibit
Many stay away waiting for "Intelligent Design of the Banjo" exhibit to open

Quinn: 'Book of Daniel' a 'Wholesome Show'
Because doper preists, drunks, drug dealers, adulterous gays and lesbians are all so 'wholesome'

Britney Spears' Husband Launches Web Site
Be sure to surf over to TALENTLESSHACK.COM

Meatloaf Popularity Grows Among Foodies
Rocker plans "Bat out of Hell" kitchen tour. New tunes include "You took the food right out of my mouth"

Klein: No Baby Gift for Ex-Fiancee Holmes
Hallmark doesn't make a "Looks Like the Cruise Missile Hit Target" card

Mass grave discovered in Iraq
Saddam's comment:"They found that? Uh..Did I mention that they torture me here?"

Prof Honored for Solving Old Math Problem
Honoree missed the award ceremony because his train left New York at 3:00pm travelling west at 60 mph...

Nun Bun Stolen From Tenn. Coffeehouse
Owners replace star attraction with new "Creepy Crueller"

Bowling Grows As High School Varsity Sport
Biggest attraction thought to be cheap pitchers of beer

Astronomers Get First Glimpse of New Stars
Cable hookup pipes American Idol into observatory

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual
suspects for more "headliney goodness"!

basil at basil's blog
lyn at bloggin' out loud
moehawk at oystersnout

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