Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Friday, November 04, 2005

Headlines for Friday 11/04/2005

Headaches Are Often a Family Affair
You tend to get them from your children

Man sues ex-girlfriend over glued genitals
Victim's attorney prepares special briefs for sticky case

Yoko Ono Apologizes for McCartney Remark
"I'm sorry if anybody named Paul took offense at what I said"

The heart of a supermodel
The brain of bread mold

Stopping Jet Lag Before It Starts
Take the bus

Michael Jackson working on Katrina single
"We are the wor..glub..glub..burble.."

R. Kelly Continues 'Trapped in the Closet'
Wishes he could come out like George 'Sulu' Takei

Mexico's Cemeteries Host Día de los Muertos Parties
People dying to get in

Witnesses Describe Ballot Fraud in Nineveh
Jonah arrives by whale to investigate claims

Scientists Find Fossils in Sexual Union
Senator Robert Bryd's sex scandal rocks Capitol Hill

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects for more "headliney goodness"!

basil at basil's blog
Moe at Moe's Woes
The Capitalist at Laffin at the Left
Pluto's Dad at Eyes on the Ball News
moehawk at oystersnout
lyn at bloggin' out loud

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