Thursday Thirteen #78

13 Things About Dane Bramage
13 Things to Buy with My Incentive Check

Well the incentive checks are coming soon. I will have $300 just burning a hole in my pocket. Here is a list of 13 things I might get with my money.

1. A Tank of Gas Well at least a half a tank, prices being what they are.


2. New Shoes Once upon a time, 75 pounds ago I had normal feet and bought shoes at normal shoe stores. Now my off-the -rack feet have become especially wide! I now have to order special shoes at premium prices.


3. Ink Cartridges for my Printer With $300 I might be able to get a complete set of 3 cartridges, or two new printers!


4. One Night in a Luxury Hotel Suite You know, the one with the jacuzzi and stocked fridge. A can of Coke is usually $2.00. Man, that's living.


5. 900 Text Messages I don't have unlimited texting on my cell plan. If my teenage nephew get's hold of my phone again this is about what I would wind up paying. (His folks took his phone because they discovered he texted all day in school instead of doing school work.)


6. Dinner at a Fancy Restaurant If I can spend over $100 at an Outback, I am sure I could blow a wad at a really nice place. (Not that the Outback isn't nice. I love that place.)


7. A Decent Priced Hooker Just kidding.


8. Half a Dozen Skanky Hookers Truly more bang for your buck but again I kid.


9. Road Trip Anywhere. I am ready to go now!


10. A New Digital Camera The one I want is too expensive for my incentive check.


11. A 50" Flat Panel Plasma TV Yeah right. Maybe if I got five to ten incentive checks.


12. Home Repairs The deck needs stained and waterproofed. The Joy of home ownership.


13. My Prescription Meds Even with my insurance plan, I spend a bunch of money getting my meds refilled. Normally I try to stagger the purchase but hey now I can get them all at once!

What are you going to do with your incentive check? Let us know in the comments.

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