Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Friday, June 10, 2005

Deep Pup Reports on Quran Desecration

When I learned that Evil Glenn defiled Qurans on a regular basis I had to find out what it was that he did. I employed an inside agent, Deep Pup. So as not to arouse suspicion, Deep Pup smuggled the news out in verse. Double Dactyls to be precise. Here is Deep Pup's report;

Puppy Smoothie
Instaty Pundity
Evil Glenn Reynolds is
Trashing Qurans in a
Manner profane.

Thick Puppy Smooties are
Spilled on the pages and
Left there to stain.

Great Scott
Higgledy Piggledy
Reynolds the Evil One
Looking for outhouses
After he's dined

Ripping the pages he
takes Quran teachings and
Cleans his behind.

Take Off
Aeroty Haeroty
Happy Glenn Reynolds tears
Page after page from the
Holy Quran

Folding them carefully
Words of Muhamad float
High over land.

This has been a Filthy Lie.

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