Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Friday, June 17, 2005

Headlines for Friday 6/17/2005

Bush criticises Iran's election
But Sean Penn's there keeping an eye on things. What could go wrong?

World paedophile register closer
Micheal Jackson estatic until he learned it wasn't like eHarmony

Oprah heads celebrity power list
Celeb's hot air content should provide energy to most of North America

Study Finds Climbers Face Diarrhea Risk
Climbers say when the guy in front of you has the Hershy Squirts you literally face diarrhea risks

Bin Laden Not Believed in Afghanistan
Terrorist's credibility is low in the U.S. too but is still high with the MSM

Study Shows Having Baby at Home Is Safe
Still some moonbat mom will let her baby spend the night at Jackson's ranch

City Lets You Pay Parking Meters With Cell Phones
Finally a use for those obsolete dead telephones

Cheerleaders Disciplined for Feces Pizza
Girls swear Dominos has a new Pinch-a-Loaf topping

Cruise engaged to actress Holmes
Dubs relationship "Mission Impossible"

Oregon Cat Born With Two Faces
That makes two two-faced pussies in the U.S. if we count the Senator from New York

And as always there is more headliney goodness to be had from The Capitalist. basil, moehawk and Moes'.

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