AMC, Loews Cineplex Plan to Merge
Will form one huge movie chain that people will stay away from in droves
Court Limits Ten Commandments Displays
Court feeling guilty because of "Thou Shalt Not Steal" after giving local government OK to seize private lands
Poll: Women Want Jessica Simpson's Hair
Tired of dealing with Marge Simpson hair
Senators Seek Rules for Gitmo Detainees
Feels soldiers aren't coddling terrorists enough, propose facials and pedicures
Bobby and Whitney Get Real on Reality Show
"My So-Called Career" to air in October
Bush Adviser Must Turn Rhetoric Into Policy
Bush critics to continue to work only with rhetoric
Breast Implants Becoming Popular Gifts for Girl Grads
And it's a gift that can be appreciated by boys too
No Retirement Announcements at High Court
Justices will continue to screw America until they're force to stop by a dirt nap
I'm not bitter or anything...
Schwarzenegger: I'm Still Enjoying the Battle:
"Especially the crushing of my enemies, seeing them driven before me, hearing the lamentations of the women"
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