Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Monday, June 27, 2005

Headlines for Monday 6/27/2005

AMC, Loews Cineplex Plan to Merge
Will form one huge movie chain that people will stay away from in droves

Court Limits Ten Commandments Displays
Court feeling guilty because of "Thou Shalt Not Steal" after giving local government OK to seize private lands

Poll: Women Want Jessica Simpson's Hair
Tired of dealing with Marge Simpson hair

Senators Seek Rules for Gitmo Detainees
Feels soldiers aren't coddling terrorists enough, propose facials and pedicures

Bobby and Whitney Get Real on Reality Show
"My So-Called Career" to air in October

Bush Adviser Must Turn Rhetoric Into Policy
Bush critics to continue to work only with rhetoric

Breast Implants Becoming Popular Gifts for Girl Grads
And it's a gift that can be appreciated by boys too

No Retirement Announcements at High Court
Justices will continue to screw America until they're force to stop by a dirt nap
I'm not bitter or anything...

Schwarzenegger: I'm Still Enjoying the Battle:
"Especially the crushing of my enemies, seeing them driven before me, hearing the lamentations of the women"

And as always there is more headliney goodness to be had from The Capitalist. basil, moehawk and Moes'

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