Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Next Year in Review: Fantasy Headlines for 2006

For this Precision Guided Humor assignment I am looking at 2006 through fantasy headlines. I was amazed at how much easier it was to make fun of real headlines compared to making them up.
I think I will start off in the entertainament world. Jacko is still newsworthy after being sentenced to 10 years for child molestation. We have this headline;
Michael Jackson Exchanges Vows with Cell Mate

Paris Hilton's on again on again love affair with her name surfaces in the headlines with;
Paris Hilton Engaged to Musician Paris Pliakas

And the Republican majority passed good law;
Last Actor Vowing to Leave the US After Bush '04 Win Exiled Today
so long Mr. Baldwin

On the political front Ted tries to get help but old habits die hard;
Kennedy Expelled from Betty Ford; Ted, Gurney and Nurse Wind Up in Pool

Washington state paves the way for a bigger Democratic turnout;
Washington State Okays Extraterrestrial Vote

John Kerry's attempt to portray himself as a war heroes grows more desparate;
John Kerry recalls Christmas Eve in Cambodia; "I Rescued Jedi Younglings from the Sith"

and congress has some new rules;
Congressional Witch Ban Forces Boxer, Clinton, and Pelosi Off Capitol Hill
And That's next year in review.

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