Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 6/16/2005

Who's Mentally Ill? Deciding Is Often All in the Mind
Howard Dean is mentally ill in the minds of most Americans

Leopard owner denies child endangerment charges
We now go inside the leopard for comment from child

Rain queen dies at 27
Dustin Hoofman's attempt to combine sequels to Rain Man and Tootsie big box office flop.

Lonely Galaxies Appear Blue
Will now frequent Internet chat rooms

Suspect cuts hole in drywall to escape cell
Poor lighting suspected as cause; police promise more dim cell research
(moehawk and Moe think they got puns? Bring it on!)

Governor to veto ban on strip-club bounties
Legislature ready to mutiny on the bounties

Earth's big, hot cousin found around nearby star
Other planets in solor systen try to hit on Earth's cousin

House Rejects Medical Marijuana Again
I'm tellin ya man, the medical stuff is just lousy weed man

Sleep Helps the Brain Learn
Students rejoice over new excuse to sleep in class

After Tsunami, Mothers Want More Children
After California verdict, so does Michael Jackson
(I have to milk Jacko for all he's worth until the civil case starts!)

And as always there is more headliney goodness to be had from The Capitalist. basil, moehawk and Moes'.

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