Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 6/2/2005

Dog faeces causes political stink
Mass confusion ensued as the stench made people think the Democrats were speaking

Royal cows predict good harvest
Prince Charles new bride writes an almanac

Introducing the chocolate candy diet...
The Michael Moore Diet will hit the shelves next week

'I'm not Piano Man', says Czech
I am the Piano Man says Billy Joel

Paris Hilton Engaged to Shipping Heir
Will marry Paris Latsis and become Paris Latsis - no joke.

'Mermaid girl' to have operation
Eager to start life over as Mermaid man! (Spongebob is estatic)

Shingles Vaccine Works in Large Study
Now doctors try to get it to work in small hospital room

Stocks Close Higher Despite Tepid Data
Productivity, Factory Orders Post Gains
Retailers Overcome Chill With Strong Sales
MSM doomsaying tries to blame Bush for bad economy, economy not listening

And as always, more headliney goodness can be found at the usual sources:
basil, moehawk, and Moe. ALTHOUGH Moehawk and Moe have been slackin in the headline department. I am calling the kettle black as I have only done headlines once this week. So here's hoping things get better for the guys and they get back into the headline rhythm.

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