Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Monday, May 23, 2005

Headlines for Monday 5/23/2005

Scantily Clad Saddam: Geneva Conventions Violation?
Forcing images of near naked dictator in magazine violated human rights of millions of readers

Schroeder's Party Gears Up for Elections
Faces stiffest competition from Snoopy with the woodstock vote

Newsweek Revamps Source Policies
The weekly magazine's remaing reader encouraged by new higher standards

Podiatrist Gets Death Penalty in Murder
That heel deserves it! May God have mercy on his sole.

Can Humans Live With 'Maneaters'?
waitress says "I see a man eating fish everyday"

Woman on British Reality Show Found Dead
Her tribe voted her off this mortal coil

Austria Lawmaker Wants to ID Dog Droppings
Governmanet forms new investigative branch; The Pooper Snoopers

Members of Bobby Brown's Entourage Stabbed
Singer wielding knife screams "It's My Prerogative"

Ill. Library Getting Fingerprint Scanners
Illinois serious about overdue books

Florida Man Accused of Poaching Alligator
Says poached alligator crucial ingredient in alligators benedict

Drug Dogs Trained to Find Talcum Powder
Police seek to end rash of sweaty offenders

Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette
Death ruled "smoking related"

and a guest headline from The Capitalist:
US moves quickly against Chinese textiles
Two kimona's captured in daring Midnight raid

That's all the headliney goodness for now. For more see moehawk who subbed for basil over the weekend, and Moe. And thanks to The Capitalist from Laffin at the Left for his submission.

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