Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 5/19/2005

Lake disappears, baffling villagers
Her talk show stunk. Mystery solved

CSI Wireless Inc.'s Q1 earnings up
New computer Crime Scene Investigation show big hit this season

Promise Keepers to Host Christian Ethics Conference for CEOs
Promise keeping CEOs not an ethics problem

Angry jailers massacre inmate's pet pigeons
No explanation given for sudden coo

Image-conscious leader fights the flab
GW takes on Michael Moore in a No-Holds-Barred steel cage match on PPV

Antarctica scientists get big ice cube delivery
Sahara scientists anxiously await sand delivery from same vendor

'Vine that ate South' cuts drinkers' thirst:
Then it vipes their vindows

Crime-fighter acts on restaurant keeping tips
Batman takes on new arch nemesis The Cheapskate

Czechs cut down on red tape by cutting watchdog
ASPCA file suit against Czechs for pooch abuse

Union launches push for prostitute rights
Skanky Ho local 69 hosts fund raiser for cause

Toyota to make a hybrid Camry in Kentucky
Manufacturer displayed prototype on blocks in front yard

That's all for now. You want more? Come back later but while you wait go see basil, moehawk, and moe.

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