Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Headlines for Tuesday 5/17/2005

Jowell wants Bond to stay in UK
African Americans raise funds to ship Julian to London

Court Rules Woman Not Liable in Sex Suit
But loosen her collar and ply her with booze then she's liable to do anything

Robot Guides Stroke Patients' Recovery
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and I have to change grandma's Depends"

Aviary to Send Rare Bird Eggs to Russia
Putin to dine on rare omlettes in the morning

Absences Rob Teen of Valedictorian Slot
But at least his heart grew fonder

Lawmakers Propose High-Tech Medical Records
Bold plan means patients will be unable to read their doctor's typing

Pregnant Spears Appears on 'Ellen':
Thousands of believers flock to veiw the image and erect shrine at talk show host's feet

Drug That Treats Diarrhea May Prevent It
Company investors expect high liquidity at first followed by a solid performance

As always there's more Headliny goodness to be had at basil's blog, oystersnout, and Moe's Woes.

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