*Tenn. State Senator Resigns After Arrest*
Cites Difficulties In Conducting Senate Business From Jail Cell
*Mom Indicted for Hiring Stripper for Son
In related news, son's school announces condom handout program
*Japanese Trying to Contact WWII Soldiers*
Official says "The Kamikaze pilots are the hardest to find"
*Bill Clinton Pares Down Maldives Tour
Big Mac Attack Forces Early Return To States
*Girl Who Had 2nd Head Removed Goes Home*
Feminists urge boys to have the same procedure
*Big Ben's Silence Baffles Engineers*
Housewife later admits to "unplugging the noisy bugger"
*Internet Report Says Zarqawi Back at Post*
Army Google-Searching for "post"
And as always, more headliney goodness can be found at the usual sources:
basil, moehawk, and Moe.