Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 8/04/2005

"How to Survive a Plane Crash"
Don't be on the plane

Bugs Chewing Up Trees, Raising Fire Danger
Wangers hire Elmer Fudd to stop wascally wabbit from doing more harm

New Mouse for Macs Has Multiple Buttons
Six buttons, one for each finger of the typical Mac user

Police Search for Thief With Big Nose
FBI howerver continues to use more traditional investgative devices

DNA Tests Come to Prisoner's Defense
"Your Honor, my client can't help being stupid. It's in his genes."

Troops in Iraq Bring Resistant Bacteria Home
Terrorists praise the efforts of the bacterialogical insurgents striking the immune system of the Great Satan

Is Global Warming Making Hurricanes Worse?
Are they worse or are they better hurricanes?

Ineptitude enough to make you scream...
Howard Dean considers title for autobiography

Activists Want Circumcision Declared a Human Rights Crime
Law enforcement officials standing by awaiting tips

And vsit the usual suspects, basil, moehawk, Moe, and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!

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