Because Everybody Is Entitled To My Opinion

"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Headlines for Tuesday 8/09/2005

A Better Treatment for Head Lice?
Democrats who urged better treatment for Gitmo detainees now seek better treatment for other vermin

WHO Recommends More Pig Disease Tests
Health Organization trying to stop the spread of Mad Sow Disease

Iacocca Teams With Snoop Dogg in New Ads
"Pimp my Sebring" campaign in full swing

Elephant Dung Scares Paris
Hilton decides not to finish safari barefoot

Where Are the War Heroes?
New York Times hard pressed to find heroes. Urged to expand search beyond their office building

Teacher caught licking students' wounds
Claims it is a time tested remedy for jock itch

US singer Cohn shot by carjacker
Came very close to "Croaking in Memphis"

And that's it for headlines today. Don't forget to vsit the usual suspects, basil, Moe, and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!

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