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"O LORD, revive thy work in the midst of the years, . . . in wrath remember mercy" (Habakkuk 3:2).
"Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in thee?" (Psalm 85:6)

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Headlines for Thursday 8/25/2005

Urine Battery Turns Pee Into Power
Football fans set to power city after games

Katrina Strengthens, Heads to Florida
Resisdents fled once they realized the "Katrina and the Waves" headed their way was not a reunion tour

Researchers cast doubt on fetuses' pain
Bloggers cast doubt on researchers intelligence

Report: Penis issue harming Thai Cabinet
Thai cabinet moves to Ban Cock
That pun was to welcome back moehawk! How ya doin buddy!

Police: Custodian making meth in church
Perp claims he was in his rights as a METHodist

Suspects, Parakeet Sought in Robbery
Stool pidgeon sings like canary to police

Warner Music to Launch Record Label
Label expected to fare better than shuttle

Ad dropped featuring nun holding condom
In keeping with Vatican directives that nuns do it "bareback"

Wal-Mart shooting suspect described as loner who stockpiled ammo
Suspect says was just getting rid of surplus rounds

That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects, basil, Moe, moehawk and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!

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